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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 02:40
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED
No go.
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Where did cosmic rays come from? Astrophysicists are closer to finding out - Phys.org
Then came..
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
How do I build rapport with anybody?
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Doctors Find They Can Detect Cancer in Blood Years Before Diagnosis - futurism.com
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Anyone think Andrew Tate can become prime minister of the UK with Elon Musk backing using X?
Still no good.
Loons and Moons
Minds and Behinds
Vikings Agree to Terms on Josh Oliver Contract Extension - Minnesota Vikings
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
Why the end of Google as we know it could be your biggest opportunity yet - ZDNet
No way
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
A handy charger for every Switch Joy-Con you own is just $20 - The Verge
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Scientists reveal a surprising link between depression and microbes in your mouth - PsyPost
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Candace Cameron Bure, 49, Flaunts Ultra-Toned Body in Bikini - AOL.com
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
ISS Research & Development Conference Cancellation - NASA Watch
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
New study maps psychological pathway from childhood abuse to adolescent addiction - PsyPost